Codes of Conduct

S.F.K.

Brother Von Echt (may his soul rest in peace, wherever it may be):

On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, at 12:32 p.m., Reinhard Bachoven Von Echt wrote: S.F.K. Our Solemn/Family/Code

1. Must not be a communist or a Freemason;
2. Must not be a police officer, firefighter, or doctor;
3. Must be wealthy, educated, or noble of heart;
4. Must not carry valid identification;
5. Must not swear by Mammon;
6. Must never use the Gregorian calendar;
7. Must encrypt all Transmissions in Rijndael Cipher (AES-256);
8. Must never encode Cabalistic Threats within a Transmission;
9. Must never meet the Entire Family at Once;

My friends and lovers, please carve the Code in wood - Real Wood (for your own Good).

You will experience instant withdrawal of all Family benefits for violating Laws 1-9. There is no Body to make an Appeal or pass Judgment — You will know this in your heart.